Use Protection Ladies! A guide to safe tanning...

Oi! You there! Are you using protection? Slipping on a hat? Pffft, I know what you Queenslanders are like…. Probably not…. A bunch of slurries, the lot of you! Sun Sluts. You guys are sooo intense with the sun love… tanned, all year round, lying on the beach akin to a chipolata on a fry pan. Don’t @ me! You need to use sunscreen! I’m jealous (obvs) as on the rare occasion that my pedicured toe hits the sand, the surf lifesaving team whip out their prized possessions, their ph