Today my nail lady asked if I had my tits done. I shook my head in despair and explained that I had gained weight. She said they looked p...

Naked and vulnerable I nervously await instruction "I want you to change position" the voice demands​ I tremble but do as I am told, turn...

I am suffering from a major case of lip envy. It seems every corner I turn I am confronted by pillows of lips. My eyes are bouncing from ...

For as long as I can remember a visit to the hairdresser would cost me $200 plus AUD. Now, for those of you who don't know, I have jet bl...